Written By Kaia Karamoko
Could this album sit on a shelf in Paul’s Boutique? Would Mike D. shake his head with the same fervor as he did during the making of “99 Problems” by Jay-Z? I do not know. I’m no Mike D, but my Beastie Boys permeated brain can’t tolerate sleeping in the bread aisle.
I’m beyond the point of needing a rapper to be black. However, good music is good music. And yes folks, bad music is bad music just as well. Considering my spectrum, Asher Roth is below average. Roth sounds like Kevin Federline walked to Compton and bought some bad weed. What are the odds of this happening? I don’t know.
He cleverly says nothing. Bloggers everywhere claim that he should battle Eminem for the title, but folks Eminem despite the parody and I hate my mother eulogies; he’s no average rapper.
Asher Roth has created a new genre of music. A box that is not serious, but not completely ignorant. He loves college. Asleep in the Bread Aisle dropped on every stoner’s favorite day, April 20, 2009. It is a surplus of the track before this one and the track before that one.
I’ve heard him freestyle and was at best intrigued. I guess the saying is true that it’s not that easy for a freestyler to liberate himself from an environment that knows no boundaries. This goes for most studio rappers (laughing out loud hysterically); many of them choke at the thought improvisation.
“Lark On My Go Kart” adds appeal. “I Love College” and “Be By Myself” are other tracks that are cordial to the ears. I find that Roth’s problem are two things: he has a hard time being himself lyrically and his collaborations outweigh him word wise subsequently bringing the wrong attention to his otherwise empty bread aisle.
I assumed the aisle was empty since he was sleeping there.



























